So I often play a of live games cash and tournies, I am well known in the locally.

So a couple of weeks ago a buddy texts me and asks me down to the casino for some cash 2/5. Im like sure cool.

There were 9 of us playing, we all knew each other well. One particular guy farts a lot.

He deliberately farts when playing a hand when the pot is big, a couple of people have monster hands and the level of scooping out the opposition is high.

The worst part about his farting is he smells like a dog food factory, I mean this guy stinks!

Dean is his name.

So Dean drops this fart on the flop, I am ready to pewk, but I have floped a set of kings with a KQJ rainbow flop. I have dean on AA or QQ, there was 20bb pre flop action. The turn card comes, its a Q, (KQJQ).

Dean drops this loudest wetest sounding fart in gods history, The look on his face was prcieless, this guy totally shit himself... LITERALLY. He just dropped a wet bum burp and it sounded and smelt like a tsunami of crap.

I bet out 500, I was happy to go 65% of the pot and see his reaction. I am trying so hard not to vomit and to remain cool. I have a monster and someone just shit there pants next to me. He turns over AA and folds.

Anyways, thats the story of the guy that shit himself at the poker table!